Friends

Friends suck like getting your period.  Like feeling guilty after “overeating”.  Like having to catch a bus to school at 6:50.  AM.  Like doing your own laundry and finding out that everyone else’s mother just does it for them.

Friends suck.

I wish I could sing.  I’d be a LaurynHill-NorahJones-JackJohnson-JohnMayer-CorinneBaileyRae-Beyonce-LadyGaga prototype.